坐穩機啊!

五歲的nathan告訴他的舅舅和舅舅的女友
'I will go back to Vancouver tomorrow!'
'Ya, I know, I'm going back with you!'
'ha??'
'You forget??!! Who took care of you on the plane to HK??'
童年失憶症??
Nathan, I'd also like to go with you, with your uncle.

到了食生果時間!
媽媽把蘋果切好成一片片的
小孩子都乖乖地自己拿著吃
四歲alycia突然很老積的問舅舅
'Why do you need to feed your girlfiend?'
(咁大個人都唔識食蘋果?)
'...'
女友急急拿起一片
'ar...alycia, I also feed your 舅舅, see?'
(噢, 不要告訴你婆婆知啊!)

舅舅和女友難得爭取到片刻在孩子房談談情
突然飛來nathan和兩歲的JJ在房內'轉'成一片
擾攘一陣後
趁孩子又飛了出廳時急忙關門
依依不捨不夠兩句
門外又有數隻小手狂拍門
結果忍不住走出來抱起JJ玩
霎時間nathan問
'What are you doing in the room?'
(滴汗...點同你講好呢...)
'I know I know!'
'ha?...'
'You are eating candies in the room!! hehe.'
'...'